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Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.
Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!
by thefireman May 2, 2015
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Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.
Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Fire In The Hole

A meme about a sound effect from the game Geometry Dash. The sound effect got added in the update 2.2 and first appeared in the second level of "The Tower".
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
these fire in the hole memes are getting out of hand
by calamityyy February 1, 2024
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Irish Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Firedrill, but the participants run around the outside of a pub when the drill is called. The participants must then finish the remainder of their drinks once a lap is completed. Bonus points for stealing homeless people's belongings and not vomiting.
Dude, I've been working out and running a lot lately. I'm training for O'Connell's Irish Fire Drill.
by krazykaptain September 8, 2014
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forest fire

a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.
“i found a lighter. want to start a forest fire?”
what the fuck is wrong with you?”
by threekingx September 13, 2020
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Friendly Fire

A soldiers target ( a human) is usually an enemy, however in certain instances this target is a friendly, a shot towards said friendly is known as friendly fire, friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked.
Did you see swafor trying to friendly fire just because he wasn’t covering his shift
by DAB#2 June 21, 2020
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San Francisco Fire Hydrant

When one man lays on his back with his erect penis pointing upwards, his partner then places his penis in a perpendicular fashion against the first mans. This arrangement simulates the appearance of a fire hydrant and connected hose.
Ace said to Gary " I want to do the San Francisco Fire Hydrant tonight."
by AFEOD70 October 2, 2014
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