New York Football Team, with poor history, consisting of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team with no character which always gets players with behavioral problems. Always involved in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark Sanchez using Mark Brunell as a snot rag. Has players with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other stupid comments from Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark Sanchez, and more. Nicknames for these players include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho Crothery," and more.
"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."
"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"
"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."
"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"
"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by NFL Analyst February 20, 2011
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Get the bad news bears mug.A beautiful country full of mostly talented people who don't feel a need to go round kissing the yank president's arse like some Aussies do (feel sorry for the rest though) it's not actually in Europe though as is widely believed by some, sadly it is in close proximity to some ugly Australians. (We have ugly types here too don't worry) we are the first country to fly (Not USA halfwits) and the first to give women the vote and to climb Mt Everest.
New Zealanders who Australia can keep (absolutely)
Russell Crowe
Derryn Hinch
Ex Queensland Premier (Peterson)
Russell Crowe is in no way a New Zealander. He is just a disgrace and a typical example of the ugly Australian.
Time to do away with the sense of inferiority with Australia which some Australians have told me is unnesscessary. I think New Zealand can do it.
Russell Crowe
Derryn Hinch
Ex Queensland Premier (Peterson)
Russell Crowe is in no way a New Zealander. He is just a disgrace and a typical example of the ugly Australian.
Time to do away with the sense of inferiority with Australia which some Australians have told me is unnesscessary. I think New Zealand can do it.
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Get the new york nail mug.The only place anyone thinks about when New York is mentioned. A staggering amount of people think it's the best city in the world. It's actually just a shithole that wouldn't exist without Upstate New York (money, food, garbage disposal, etc.), while pretending that upstate is actually relying on them.
The place is full of snowflakes that are entitled enough to elect Andrew Cuomo as governor, whereas barely any of upstate voted for him.
Fuck you, NYC.
The place is full of snowflakes that are entitled enough to elect Andrew Cuomo as governor, whereas barely any of upstate voted for him.
Fuck you, NYC.
"Where does all that insane tax money go, dad?"
"It goes down to New York City."
"What does the city give us?"
"More taxes, with a topping of their garbage."
"It goes down to New York City."
"What does the city give us?"
"More taxes, with a topping of their garbage."
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When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
by IsabellaP November 21, 2010
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Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.
1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.
Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.
1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.
Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*
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