I plead the fifth

It means that your aren’t going to incriminate yourself by not saying “yes” or “no”! When you do say this phrase you are basically saying “yes you did it”, but legally they cannot say you said “yes” or “no”.

Judge: Mr.Parker did you purposely key your ex’s car?
Me: “I plead the fifth”

by adorexme April 7, 2021

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I reckon so

I believe what you are saying is true.

It’s fixing to rain.

I reckon so.

by Chickenheart December 9, 2017

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I was born fat!

A snarky, shut-down kind of comeback to some clueless jackass who calls you fat.

Baby, I was born fat!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021

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Share I TB'd

When someone gets a rare drop on RuneScape and exclaims it in their clan chat, with one or more people saying "Share I TB'd" in reference to them sharing the loot, due to them teleport blocking the person or monster. (Which 99.99% of the time, they're lying/joking.)

Player 1: "Omfg tassets drop!!!11!"
Player 2: "Share I TB'd"

by Proktos June 23, 2016

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I wanna die

Something someone either says when a minor inconvenience happens, or when they've genuinely lost hope.

Please, I know i'm some random stranger on the internet who knows nothing about you, but please just hear me out. There is hope, no matter how shitty life gets. And if you genuinely believe nobody cares about you, I do. I know thats corny, but I hate to hear, see, and just know people are going through the same things as me. Please, get help. But don't call the suicide hotline, they're assholes.

EX1: DAMN IT!1!1!1 I dropped my croissant, I wanna die!

EX2: things have been hard for me, I wanna die.

shitty examples, I know.

by Erebidae October 18, 2021

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