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fart box

v: To fill a closed space (ie. car or room) with multiple farts from one or more persons, usually an act of desperation due to lack of better drugs.
"Damnit Danny, are we out of weed?!"
"Sorry."
"Well you know we're gonna have to fart box your car tonight?"
"Shit, okay."
by XanderP September 1, 2007
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Spray Fart

A hot girl that only hangs out to drink all of your beer and smoke all of your weed, and don't bring anything to the table. Often leave you feeling pissed off.
Bro, Emilie and Ashleigh are such Spray Farts. They drank all of our beer and we didn't even get any last night. FUCK THAT.
by ChinoSlim August 2, 2010
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Jam Fart

When A Boy Puts Loads of jam up his arsehole and bends over in front of the girls face and farts the jam over her face. A regular manouverue practiced in cwmbran.
Ben : last night, I checked my fridge and found some Jam...Not just any Jam, Strawberry Jam

Alex: yeah?

Ben: Well My Girl came over, we were going at it and BAM! I hit her with the jam Fart

Alex: Nice!
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fart knocker

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
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wet fart

A rather stinky fart with a wet sound and a little poop after that if your not naked you may wanna whipe your butt only a true fart genius like myself can master a wet fart
i wet farted on my boyfriend when he was sleeping and that woke him up the best part i lasted 8 second and i was naked so he felt the poop fall on him
by cakefartgirl August 25, 2011
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Fart Knocking

The act of placing a hit of coke on your partners Balloon Knot and having them fart it into your nose.

See also "Knot Gunning", "Angel Dusting"

When snorting coke off a strippers ass just isnt enough.
Hey Mike, how did it go with that stripper last night.

Dude she's a total freak, she was Fart Knocking off me all night.
by Elroy the Great November 12, 2011
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schadenfreude fart

Getting pleasure in watching others respond to flatus that is intentionally left behind in a shared or confined space.
The ticket line is one of the best places to schadenfreude fart.

After leaving a schadenfreude fart in the elevator, I sat nearby to watch others react to the stench.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
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