Tom Moment

when you tell a joke but nobody laughs, it’s called a ‘Tom Moment’

Why is 8 scared of 7?
because 7 8 9
-‘such a Tom Moment!’

by TomAstley5 February 14, 2021

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Calli moment

When your friend is so lacking in mental capacity that they make a terrible mistake and you already expected it.

Man, she really tripped on air, what a Calli moment.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

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A Fork moment has four steps on when to say it each represented by one of the fork's prongs.
Prong 1: Someone sees or hear about something
Prong 2: Someone thinks about it as a big deal
Prong 3: Someone receives more context on it and goes "oh I guess it's not a big deal".
Prong 4: You say "Fork Moment". (Image of Fork can be applied when needed)

This slang has changed the way our society works for the better.

Person 1: Famous Musician Jilly Bowl was just shot by a robber!
Person 2: OH MY GOSH THAT'S HORRIBLE HE MUST BE DEAD!
Person 1: Nah he's fine the bullet just hit his ear he just needs to recover for a day or two.
Person 2: Oh i guess its not a big deal
Person 1: FORK MOMENT!

by Mr. Pretzel Roll May 14, 2025

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Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

by StephenKing June 15, 2014

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