by Nophie October 24, 2008
Get the free fuck mug.a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.
Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."
by Pete Dick February 13, 2008
Get the To Be Fucked List mug.A phrase used when simply saying "awesome" just doesn't cut it.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.
by Cjustice December 20, 2010
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Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
Get the ego fucking mug.(a) Anal rape (either literal or figurative).
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(b) A very bad situation (i.e. nothing is going as it should). See shitstorm.
(a): Did you hear about the new health care bill that President Obama just signed? America just got bung-fucked.
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
(b): After receiving classified orders from President Barack Obama to disarm and form a human shield as the new Iraq counter-insurgency's primary tactic, Senior Commander Gen. Odierno mutters "Who's in charge of this bung-fuck anyway?"
by TheSovietCollossus March 27, 2010
Get the Bung-fuck mug."Hang on guys, I need to fuck sneeze real quick."
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"
by itsUnfortunate February 23, 2015
Get the Fuck Sneeze mug.1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.
3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.
1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...
3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.
by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008
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