Dungeons & Dragons

The game that all the science nerds, band kids, theater freaks, and plain ol' whackjobs get together and play with each other because nobody else wants to hang out with them.

I mean seriously, only a game made by weirdos would have charisma as a "fantasy trait"

Person 1: Hey man! Me and the gang are gonna hang out in my moms basement for 3-7 hours and play Dungeons & Dragons where we do weird puzzles that require you to do math for some reason. Wanna come with?

Person 2: No.

by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Dragon Head

When, during the act of lovemaking, the oral component is made to last longer than desired by one of the parties.

"That film spent too much time draggin' head and didn't get to bangin!"
"He just let me keep doing it, dragon head, and didn't come back to pleasure me"

by Dig It Al Ether February 23, 2023

Fire breathing dragon

The act of light a match and then putting it in one’s asshole and then farting use the methane gas to come out from your asshole

“Hey you wanna do fire breathing dragons together?”
“What’s that”

by Ilovebiginflationmilfs July 22, 2025

dragon year

a year that corresponds with the fifth animal sign in the Chinese zodiac and occurs once every 12 years.

The dragon year has really got off to a bad start.

by Goddess of the universe December 8, 2015

blaze dragon

One who consumes copious amounts of pot.

Scenario: In a rush, already late to class.

Will: "let me take one more dab before we leave"

Sam: "no you fucking blaze dragon!"

by DownSouthHan February 12, 2014

Fighting the Dragon

Battling an opioid addiction.

I was fighting the dragon that night when I freaked the fuck out.

by BittenByASnake July 22, 2018

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018