bros b4 hos

Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.

James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies

by niggapleasemore January 16, 2009

Lax Bro

Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.

All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.

Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda

by Washington Sports President June 6, 2011

Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.

"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."

by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009

one hit bro

A colloquial phrase often loudly professed by sub-humanoid residents of the New Jersey shore, often in self-admiration of one's ability to render another Jerseyan unconscious in a single hit.

Yeah bro, this one bro was like "hey bro i dont like the way you fist pump bro" so i fuckin' knocked him on his ass in one hit and was like "one hit bro!"

by stunted April 29, 2010

Baysplosion Bro Fist

A bro fist that ends with each bro making 3 or more explosions with his or her fist.

Named for Michael Bay, who can't seem to make a movie without putting over 9000 explosions in it.

Bro #1: Hey, bro! Happy 4th of July!
Bro #2: We gotta have a special bro fist for this!
Bro #1: Baysplosion Bro Fist, brah!
-They do the Baysplosion Bro Fist-
Bro #2: Yeah, 'Merica!

by Burn2x December 17, 2014

u mad bro?

You use the sentence when someone is mad

what? u mad bro? answer me now, cunt.

by Levi Wood January 27, 2022

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023