Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

finna brain dead

When you or your friend is so stupid, they are one step away from being brain dead

Friend 1: dude my piss still burns a week after sex that's how i know that pussy was fire
me: bruh finna brain dead

by DoggoSouls January 15, 2020

Smol brain

Yes

Smol brain Yes

by Trefka i Monki December 3, 2020

brain drain guilt

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.

Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."

Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."

by Simon Dylan October 8, 2011

genuine brain rot

Brain rot is when you watch something so fucking stupid (skibidi toilet) that it rots your brain.

“This video on tiktok is genuine brain rot”

by I hate skibidi toilet November 15, 2023

Big-brain

Big-brain, (Which can also be spelled without a hyphen,) means smart, intelligent, and is usually used when someone says something witty in an argument.

Maddie is really big-brain for saying that!
Or
Maddie is really bigbrain for saying that!

by ~Chrysanthemum~ December 2, 2020

BRAIN PICKER

A Psychiatrist

Man, that is so a Brain Picker going through your head!

by Non Partisan January 15, 2025