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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021
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Bush pipe

A typical pipe used to smoke tobacco or green substance.
by Hairychawsack October 21, 2025
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Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire
Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!
by No giggling August 1, 2019
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Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.
Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”
by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025
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Bush Pepper

An Australian slang for when a food item is dropped on the ground (or any other unsanitary surface) but still looks "visually" good to eat. While there is still the potential that the item has picked up some small traces of contamination, the eater brushes off the risk with the phrase.

The term "Pepper" here refers to spice and the fact that when something is dropped on the ground, the little flecks of dirt resemble the same look as "cracked" Black Pepper. The term "Bush" refers here to that the spice has been collected from the ground, as if it was some type of "Natural spice".
Person A: <Drops chicken nugget on floor>
Person B: You have to throw that away now
Person A: <Inspects Nugget> Not a chance mate, it's just a bit of Bush Pepper <Proceeds to eat Nugget>
by jml88 June 25, 2022
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Rub around the bush

A ritual in which two genitally hairy men circle their penises around one another.
by Sexually Attractive Big Mac January 21, 2021
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