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National hug a girl day

Oct 1st is national hug a girl day, Hug a girl to make her happy and so she doesn’t feel lonely also so ur not a pussy :)
National hug a girl day
Guy: *hugs a girl*
Also guy: *not a pussy*
by sksk_vsco_girl September 23, 2019
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National Get a Hoodie Day

On November 18th you get somewhat of an excuse to get a hoodie. Be it from someone else or just upright buy a hoodie!

Want to get a hoodie from someone you like or have interest in. Or perhaps you just want to have the warmth of another person that you lacked for the last few years of your very cold and lonely existence. Anyways! Now is the time to get a hoodie, go for it! Buy one, borrow one, heck!, steal one! .. don't actually, like don't steal from a store. Unless you want to feel the warm embrace of a cop pinning you down for stealing something, finally the human touch you wanted!!
Mathew: "Hey, if you aren't going to wear it yourself, can I wear your sweater?"

Jeovanni: "Wait, what. Why? There is no reason for you t-."

Mathew: "DUDE, it's National Get A Hoodie Day bro. C'mon."

Jeovanni: "What-? According to what-, no but seriously why-?"

Mathew: "Yo, it's literally ain't that hard. You aren't going to wear it anyways."

Jeovanni: "No, I don't want to-?"

Mathew: "I SWEAR ON G. BRO YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS, GOT DAMN."

Jeovanni: "Damn, sorry.."

Mathew: "Wait, no, it's fine. You don't have to."

Jeovanni: "Okay.."

Mathew: ".. Damn, really gotta make me feel bad."
by etsuiii November 19, 2019
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National smack a bitch day

April 16th national smack a bitch day! All day pass to smack whoever, when ever!
Ugh, go I’m gonna go smack that bitch! (Therefore national smack a bitch day)
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National Send A Nude Day

April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.
National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most

*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*
by CoupleSaver June 7, 2018
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National Kobe and Gigi day

A day to remover Kobe and his daughters greatness
National Kobe and Gigi day Is a word that means in loving memory or legends die young
by Rip legends January 27, 2020
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national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day
by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020
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april 26th is national slap ass day

on april 26th you can slap anyone’s ass!
by Graggen Smemt April 23, 2021
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