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Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.
So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!
by Farp March 17, 2020
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dick-fold

A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.

The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.

It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.
Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."

Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."
by Arshad GGR February 10, 2012
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Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.
" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"
by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010
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Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.
We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.
by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016
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Dick Swords

When 2 or more males use their erect phalluses as swords and hit them against each other.
Bill and Ted decided to forplay by playing Dick Swords
by ShyYetSly May 25, 2018
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Butterfly Dick

1.

When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.

2.

When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.

3.
It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.
Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”

Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”
by Fckkain December 27, 2020
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dick dot

A dick dot is when a man has a mole on his penis
Girl: i really like you
Guy: how about a handjob?
Girl: okay...
Girl: omg what the hell is that
Guy: be cool its just a dick dot
by Simone Tamone September 22, 2007
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