Dick Puppet

A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis

"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

dick dot

A dick dot is when a man has a mole on his penis

Girl: i really like you
Guy: how about a handjob?
Girl: okay...
Girl: omg what the hell is that
Guy: be cool its just a dick dot

by Simone Tamone September 22, 2007

Default Dick

The wing woman version of jumping on the grenade or taking one for the team.

"I was being a good wing woman and had to settle with the friend of the guy she was hooking up with = default dick"

by ghostchips May 27, 2014

Closet dick

A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him

I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.

by fooddetector December 14, 2014

Rat Dicked

To get screwed over.

Betrayed.

When some thing doesn't work out.

" ugh, this cops pulling me over?! Im getting rat dicked"

by ProvoloneWolf February 22, 2010

Baseball dick

• 3-4 feet in length
• 3-4 inches in girth
• Hardness is similar to that of wood
• Shape loosely resembles a baseball bat
• Testicles also match the penis in a size similar to a baseball

OMG! That guy was like so like good at talking sports and like he got a home run from me on the first date with that baseball dick like... GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!

by gяassfaiгy_вoi November 2, 2017

Butterfly Dick

1.

When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.

2.

When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.

3.
It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.

Joseph: “Yo! How’d things go with mega babe the other night?”

Grayson: “Everything was great, but I had butterfly dick so we just ended up cuddling all night. We’re going out again on Tuesday.”

by Fckkain December 27, 2020