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bathroom bitch

A man who regularly leaves the work area "to use the bathroom" accompanied by his mini ipad or cell phone everyday for at least two 40 minute periods on a set schedule, usually at 9:45am & 1:30 pm, thereby abandoning his co-workers who must do additional work in his absence.

Additionally, this person & another of his ilk always use the third toilet stall, which is a luxury stall that is larger than the other two, also known as "bay 3".
"Hey Johnny, it's really busy today, I'm having a hard time keeping up with all these walk in repairs, have you seen dippy or sippy?"

"No Larry I haven't, those bathroom bitches have been taking turns in bay 3 all day, we'll have to step up like usual and get it done by ourselves"
by monkeematic October 4, 2016
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Bitch Overload

When you see so many girls that you don't know which one to go for so you end up going for none or all and end up with nothing.
Bro X: I was at this crazy party last night
Bro Y: How many girls did you fuck?
Bro X: None, it was a bitch overload.

Bro Z: You worthless piece of shit. Stop aiming in the middle.
by Lambchops3 November 22, 2010
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magical bitch

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.
Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.
by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012
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basic bitch

A someone that goes and gets starbucks every day, in ugg boots and carrying louis vuitton's never-full and a fluffy white jacket with instagram makeup on and a messy bun. And someone that dreams of Channing Tatum
Do you see that basic bitch over there? Yeah, the one in the ugg boots
by mm9019729 March 7, 2017
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awe bitch

Often used when someone sounds extremely idiotic and is pushing your last nerve.
Originated in Chestnut Middle School Spfld, MA
Michael: *keeps asking stupid questions*
You: awe bitch leave me tf alone
by Dai B August 10, 2017
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Lobster Bitch

A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.
“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
by Lil Squire January 21, 2020
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Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)
Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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