Shit-Baby

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

by McJoselyn March 14, 2009

Flag

Get the Shit-Baby mug.

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Flag

Get the Tits and shit mug.

shit stop

Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.

Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...

Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).

Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!

by J3553 November 18, 2007

Flag

Get the shit stop mug.

Shift Shit

An incomplete and wholly unsatisfying bowel movement resulting from irregular work/sleep patterns which counter the body's natural circadian rhythm.

Hey Bobby, my gut really aches you got any metamucil? After switching from midnights to days all I managed to squeak out this morning was a meagre shift shit.

by Santo Mierda September 8, 2010

Flag

Get the Shift Shit mug.

This Shit is Plasma

An expression used to signify or express potent awesome-ness, of a caliber far exceeding "good," "great," "excellent," or any other mediocre expressions of approval.

(Upon arriving at the Grand Canyon)
"WOW, This Shit is Plasma, dude I've never seen anything like it."

(While busting out some dirty dance moves)
"Look at me go, This Shit is SO Plasma"

(Upon receiving your Brand New 90 inch LCD Screen TV)
"OH MY GOD This Shit Is PLASMAAAA!!"

by MoonGlowLunarFeline July 12, 2009

Flag