This is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. He is often seen by himself. They are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.
Person A: So I went on chat roulette for an hour last night...
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
Person B: Yeah, was it fun?
Person A: No...I kept a tally. I was on for 1 hour, and I got 10 penis monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 French guys.
by Alienne March 24, 2010
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Walking outside at 2am and everyone smells a bad smell. You say it smells like street penis out here.
by fatlardprp August 2, 2009
Get the Street Penis mug.Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.
by PortalX Crew September 18, 2008
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When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.
by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009
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by Homosexual April 23, 2005
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I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.
I saw it last night when he showed me & i nearly pucked.
by Karen O June 27, 2006
Get the Teddy Penis mug.Similar to the use of the word "pussy" as an insult, "flaccid penis" is a more appropriate term for backing out of important decisions and events due to fear.
Him: I really want to ask this girl out, but I don't know if I can
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!
Her: Don't be a flaccid penis! Go for it!
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