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Arctic Monkeys

The sexiest band on earth consisted of Alex Turner (lead singer/guitarist), Matt Helders (drummer), Nick O'Malley (Bassist) and Jamie Cook (lead guitarist)
Person 1: "What're ya listening to?"

Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"

Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
by alex123longbottom August 11, 2023
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Def monkey

1. to hollow out the inside of a hear no evil monkey statue for your pot stash.
2.also to keep hush hush on sertain topics or on need to know baseses conversations.
1. yo broa, pass the def monkey!
2. I forgot my sun glasses in there, where do you keep the keys to the shop? ...aaah, i put them under the mat... but put them back and keep it def monkey. i dont want anyone in there that shouldn't be in there!
by mark stunter May 28, 2009
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Monkey Bunked

When something dies in a cool/embarrassing/funny way

When a monkey gets bunked
"You just got Monkey Bunked!"

"Dude, Ford just got Monkey Bunked!"
by Skylineclark January 30, 2022
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flipping monkeys

incessant, continuous laugh over a simple item or object such as a toy, picture... usually associated with younger children possibly English in origin relating to the delight associated with children when viewing the monkeys in exhibits or shows in zoos, carnivals...
The baby went flipping monkeys over the new, cute toy we bought her.
by olllover December 30, 2011
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Scraunch Monkey

A Scraunch Monkey is a hood rat ho who suddenly attempts to infiltrate your friend group with the intentions of finding weed.
Person 1 : “Hey man, you see that Scraunch Monkey over there?”

Person 2 : “Yeah, lets go tie her up and skin her alive with her grandmother’s AIDS ridden teeth while jacking off into a duck’s face!”

Person 1 : “You’re dark man. The divorce really changed you.”

Person 2 : *Blows brains out.*
by TheJewSlayer69 June 2, 2019
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Mud Monkey

Slur for humans by jackass non-humans in the media (usually sci-fi)
Castiel: The decision's been made.
Uriel: *laughs* By a mud monkey.
Castiel: You shouldn't call them that.
Uriel: Ah, it’s what they are, savages, just plumbing on two legs.
by DarthKieduss October 23, 2017
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Ocean Monkeys

A derogatory term used against Hawaiians. Hawaiian version of sand nigger
These ocean monkeys ain't no different from sand niggers.
by Luzzzifer February 5, 2019
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