dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

by Jliff June 13, 2017

the dick of the cat

Similar to "the bee's knees" or "the cat's meow." Something great or remarkable.

Aw, man, I really enjoyed that movie.
Yeah, bro, it was the dick of the cat.

by notreallystraight August 19, 2013

dick dirty

have sex with your g/f or wife or just a friend only thing is you do not shower or clean your dick before you stick it in her so it is call doing here dick dirty

you say to your female that you are going to do her dick dirty

by steve oooooooooooo December 4, 2009

dick boner

dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick

dude I got a dick boner in a class presentation it was so embarrassing

by trollzor48 September 29, 2017

dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.

Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.

by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016

Dick twist

A shocking revelation reminiscent of the ingenious storytelling maneuvers of famed science fiction writer Philip K. Dick.

So he was an android the whole time? What a Dick twist!

by Farp March 17, 2020

dick-fold

A "dick-fold" (n) is a person who wrongly assumes he is superior to others, and thus tends to be unbearably arrogant and self-regarding, treating colleagues, employees, and companions with contempt.

The term is most often used to describe a person in a position of power; an employer.

It derives from the name of the former CEO of Lehamnn Brothers, Dick Fuld, a man famous for his bloated ego, whose hubris led to the collapse of the fourth largest investment bank in the USA, triggering a global recession in 2008.

Example 1:
"Our new boss has installed a private elevator so that he doesn't have to inadvertently bump into us whilst at work. He's such a dick-fold."

Example 2:
"My supervisor said he didn't have time to meet me because he had 'better things to do' - the dick-fold."

by Arshad GGR February 10, 2012