glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Chocolate Milk

The water in the sink after soaking or washing dreads. It literally looks like chocolate milk. Dreads are rarely washed but when they are soaked all the dirt and debris will remain in the sink. Some people are dared to drink it.

“Your dreads be lookin’ fly did you spruce them up?”

“Yeah take a look at the chocolate milk they produced!”

“We should pour that into Yoo-hoo bottles and sell that chocolate milk”

by Bomb-Shelly July 16, 2022

spitter milking

the action of spitting in someone’s ass while milk leaks from your genitalia

last night i was spitter milking your mom as she played with my left nut

by skyduo0623 April 11, 2022

milk ball

Someone who is silly, adorable like a little ball of milk, crazy, or someone being a weirdo. The meaning depends on the context used.

Person 1: “OMG! He’s so cute! My little baby milk ball!”
Person 2: “Awww! You two make a great couple”
//////
Person 1: “Ew!!! He just said something so gross and inappropriate. I’m actually scared…”
Person 2: “WTF! What a milk ball!”

by Ril the critter January 24, 2025

Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.

she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*

"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"

by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021