hundred on my wrist

having an expensive watch

look at me man, i got a hundred on my wrist

by drose lilpump July 24, 2017

oh my duck

An expression of sorrow and/or concern for one's pet duck, who has recently come across some great misfortune.

Veterinarian: I'm sorry, Jack, but it looks like your duck won't make it through the night.
Jack: oh my duck.
Veterinarian: Yes, and we have strapped his bill closed to stop his wailing so as to reduce the complaints from the neighbors.
Jack: oh my duck.

by sereklsj April 20, 2021

shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

by grass_head February 13, 2020

play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018

Accept my word

Something that urban dictionary isn't familiar with

"PLEASE JUST FUCKING ACCEPT MY WORD SLERDPINK"

by Kaylenissocuteuwuwuw June 28, 2020

It's my glass of beer

You can use this when you really like something. It's the opposite of "it's not my cup of tea".

Football, it's my glass of beer.

by APA - Bristol October 15, 2019

water my log

A term for having sex or getting a blow job used around Troy, Tennessee near Interstate 69.

Yo girl, will you water my log? I’m horny as hell.

by Uncle Ben That Misses Exits October 12, 2018