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National kiss a Mia day

National kiss a Mia Day

If you’re lucky enough to know a Mia...Kiss her. Doesn’t have to be on the lips it could be on the hand or cheek
Her: Why did u kiss me?

Person: Because it’s November 5th

Her: Ooooh it’s national kiss a Mia day
by Askmeoutdummy October 30, 2019
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National Bully Maria Day

Bully people named Maria on February 14
Maria: Hey you kicked me
Person 1: OH I'm sorry!
Person 2: Don't worry it's National Bully Maria Day!!
by tobsterwaffle February 14, 2022
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national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever
national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily
by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021
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National lose weight day

It’s time for you to lose weight fat ass! Get on the treadmill and run muthafucka RUN!
Go skinny or go home...

It’s national lose weight day!
by Jaycake September 24, 2019
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National Nipple Twist Day

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.
Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day
by SENIOR BROWN September 4, 2019
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National fuck hamish day

April 13tg is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him
Hamish: You know what day it is today?
Woman: Yeah it’s april 13th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet

Woman: Oh well, I guess it’s the right day
by JeremyH128 April 13, 2019
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National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4
June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded
by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020
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