D-Piece

NOUN: Another name for a penis. Used when speaking about getting a blowjob or having sex. Also used to make fun of another guy if they do something bad or embarrassing.

I gave that girl the mean D-Piece last night.
After I finger blasted that girl she started sucking my D-Piece.
Yo Tom, you just lost again... Your really sucking the D-Piece.

by Markyyy Maaak October 4, 2011

D-wave

Uncontrollable waves of shit spraying from the anus after a night of drinking Jack Daniels.

Jimmy pounded the JD on his birthday and the next day the bossman was not happy about the "D-wave" aromas permeating from the employee bathroom. Jimmy will be repainting the bathroom tomorrow.

by Bossman in PC August 30, 2008

D Major

The definitive major triad after C Major.

~The Oxford Companion To Music

Press key D <hold> key F# <hold> A <hold>
Hold all three together --a D Major Chord!

by chuckie38 June 15, 2008

the black d

A mystical aura that brings death and sadness to the land.
Or a large black mans massive dick

"Hey dude, remember when Europe was hit by The Black D back in the 1450's."

"Yeah man, I read that even the queen of England took The Black D"

by Merriam Websta man c===8 January 22, 2014

mcdaddy d

When someone eats so much McDonald's that Ronald McDonald pops out of the patty and skullfucks you

Leo and Sadallah were at a McDonald's eating a big mac when all of a sudden Ronald's cock came out of the patties and skullfucked them to completion aka McDaddy D

by Johnnyrebelnigger April 19, 2017

D-Criss

a guy with a whang to trump all others if ever forced into a situation where cockfight is inevitable. not only is it large but rumor that due to an experiment gone wrong it ended up being turned into diamond giving it the ability to cut glass, crush concrete, etc. A D-Criss is also said to come from god and is the illegitimate brother to jesus christ and chuck norris, he also birthed the energy drink monster from his bladder.

NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969

GOD: to you jesus i give the great honor of saving the human race, and to you chuck norris i give the ability and looks to be the biggest poser ever, and finally to you D-Criss i endow with the largest penis the world will ever see

by D-Criss June 29, 2011

D dos

Distributed denial of service
The act of overwhelming a online server causing a network crash or lag. Causing a person to be kicked.

Me:What just happened to my game?

Friend: i think you just got D dossed

by Ip40lion v.2 April 22, 2019