Monkeys-play

the act of playing silly or goofy

he was playing his game like monkeys-play
:replace the word : he was playing his game goofyish

by T232 January 29, 2023

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023

Stupid monkey

A kid who can’t ever fucking shut up. Like, at all. Their insults are stupid things like “poo poo face” and other things that wouldn’t offend a first grader. They are the epitome of worthless.

Person one: oh my god shut uppppp. You are the definition of a stupid monkey.

Person two: oh my god I’m in the dictionary??

by angry and hungry August 15, 2020

Sour Monkey

Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.

"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"

by Temmy29 June 14, 2022

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

twist the monkey

Stroke the cock

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 17, 2020

Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !

by Allovesit May 25, 2023