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The gentlest possible way to drop megatons of ice onto a large city from ~30,000 feet in the air. (Still results in multiple fatalities annually.)
"Oh my God, it's snowing so bad! I am not driving in this."

"Shit... Snow."
Snow by D3ucalion December 25, 2016

snowblower 

A guy standing barefoot in the snow while his girl gives him a blowjob.
Dude it just snowed, gonna get my girl to give me a snowblower!
snowblower by anoymkitty January 7, 2017

Snowball felcher 

When someone felchers, then snowballs, and that person then gargles the snowball.
She tried to snowball felcher me! I told her to just kiss me instead.
Snowball felcher by Dr Sbaitso January 18, 2017

Snow's Dignity 

Snow's Dignity (adj.): When a person is so low and cringey that they're on the Omega Shit Tier of dignity.
Example: Dude, you're almost Snow's Dignity.
Example: Don't be Snow's Dignity, pull yourself together fag
Snow's Dignity by Omega Shit Tier January 26, 2017

snow fleezy 

The hottest most bad ass White Girl in all the LAND!
Damn Look at snow fleezy walking down the street!

snow weasel 

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously
that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg
snow weasel by wildlife101 February 19, 2017