Period Tits

When you see a chick you know and it looks like her boobs grew a cup size. Then you see her again a week later and her boobs look like they've shrunk back. She was on her period and her boobs got bigger; she had period tits.

Hey did you see Jill yesterday? I swear her tits got bigger. She get a boob job?

Nah man, they're just period tits.

by Pufferfush January 30, 2014

Beefy Tits

Breasts with so much beef you can stew it.

Guy 1: "look at those beefy tits, they look delicious"
Guy 2: "we're at steak here if it turns out it's made of plastic!"
Guy 1: "don't be such a cow-herd, defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier"
Guy 2: "okay, I trust you, but we'll be a laughing stock if you're wrong"

by Pardible April 18, 2016

tit monk

An offensive, obligatory term to define a full on idiot. Dervied from the term tit + monk.

You are a full on tit monk

by Chris Secker January 24, 2006

bitch tits

noun
an insult used to mock someone with very large boobs usually fat men what have large breasts

Ben: your stupid
Conor: shut up bitch tits
Ben: *cries as he is fat*

by thrice92 January 4, 2007

Tortilla Chip Tits

Flat triangular saggy tits 🍕 🍕

You want some sour cream on those tortilla chip tits?

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Skittle Tit

The act of eating skittles off of womens tit or tits.

That whore lets every one skittle tit her!

by Captain~Morgan October 30, 2011

BONG APP THE TITS

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"

Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !

by UrbanDictionary.OG November 10, 2019