in your news-feed

to know someone's business on facebook.

The news-feed is a constantly updating reminder that your friends on facebook are doing petty things all day long.

Girl 1: Remember that guy I dated last year? He wants to be my friend on Facebook.

Girl 2: Hell no. You don't need him all up in your news-feed.

by dcgrill August 5, 2008

New York Tattoo

When a male and or female is bitten by a subway rat. Typically on the ankle.

“Dave went to New York and got a sick New York tattoo.” “These broads all got rabies after getting a New York tattoo.”

by The solo man December 19, 2017

Lunar new year

The retreat of the lunar cycle in our solar system.

Lunar new year falls on February 5th

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

New Goof Bootin’

When you purchase new ostrich leather boots, for only two payments, go out with you’re new boots (new boot goofin’), get drunk, and scuff them up.

Sira tripped and scuffed up her new boots! She went new goof bootin’!

by aFRIGGINbeech March 25, 2019

New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.

"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"

by Plan February 5, 2013

Relationship New Year

Its the Chinese New Year for Relationships. It starts after what is typically the worse night ever for a single person or someone in a fragile, rocky relationship. Its when we all grow some balls and take our dating lives by the horns!

Feb. 15th - The day that you start a new with how you approach relationships. Either if you are currently in one or if you have been failing miserably trying to find and keep one, Relationship New Year is the day to start on a new foot.

Its Relationship New Year! I have once again been let down on Valentines Day. So, starting today, I am going to stop dating psycho chicks or looking for the unicorn and just find a good nice girl like Eva Mendez.

by McLovinsauce February 15, 2014

New Baby Buggy

The last thing you may expect to see when you solve a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. The odds are against the puzzle with only two letters upon the board N and E with 4 doubtful letters. Hesitation on the puzzle has become foreseen.

So, this guy about 5-6 years ago named Emil went on Wheel of Fortune, won the game, and solved the puzzle called NEW BABY BUGGY. I'm impressed!

by Aedyn September 16, 2020