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Dacre's Law

Dacres's Law (or Dacre's rule of Daily Mail analogies) is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving accusations of being a 'Daily Mail Reader' becomes highly likely."

The law is named after the infamous former editor of The Daily Mail, Paul Dacre, and can be applied when being accused of being a right-winger for showing concerns regarding immigration or transgenderism.
"I am concerened about Free Moment Of People, because it exploits a vulnerable migrant workforce and pushes wages down."
"Been reading The Daily mail, have you?"
"It's a bit early to be using 'Dacre's Law' isn't it?"
"Bigot!"
by Charlie Cheesecake November 5, 2019
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street law

1. DIY revenge law.
2. Inquisitorial law, finding someone guilty before you punish them, forcing them to have to prove their innocence for the punishment to stop.
3. When official police officers, prosecutors, and lawyers use subterfuge to attack someone with charge in the penal code to really punish you based on status (race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, political view)
1. Under street law, for talking to the police you would get at least 2 black eyes and a broken leg or arm, up to death.

2. Those prosecutors are using street law to accuse you of criminal trespass, to get at you for being black. Don't trust them!
3. When someone applies street law, you need to think about the reason you're getting iced. No one's gonna tell you why.
by Joey2dope May 20, 2023
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fourth-cousin-in-law

1- Fourth-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's fourth-cousin.
My fourth-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Touhou's Law

An instance in which someone states they hate the Touhou Project series, only to later on out themselves as a category of degenerates, most commonly being hentai addicts
Alternatively usable if they out themselves as a degenerate before stating that they hate the Touhou Project series
"He admitted to having an unhealthy addiction to pornography, his hate for Touhou Project started making sense considering Touhou's Law"
by RadishInDefeat November 22, 2023
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-5th Law

As stated According to very serious Calculations that 2+2=7 U must go to Hoco/Prom with said White boy/girl
“Bro it’s ok I’m just gonna follow the -5th Law”
by Swiggle giggle September 9, 2021
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Wife in law

by 459395 March 28, 2023
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