horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.

My name...is horsedick.

horsedick by fcjsdajfashhf March 5, 2008

sex hores 

Some one who like sex to much

Hi Jill. You can invite every one just not. Tomy. He will ruen it because he's a sex hores.

sex hores by ooozaytayyooo December 3, 2016

happy horseshit

Phrase usually preceded with "a bunch of" referring to any number of persons, incidents, conversations, speeches, etc...in an unfavorable way. A fun way to say "bullshit" or "full of shit" while also lending a nice visual.

Colts win Superbowl 41?!?! Well, isn't that just a bunch of Happy Horseshit!!!

happy horseshit by Bitwit December 9, 2008

hoose

1. a house
2. just hanging out doing nothin at home
3. to head to the house

1. The dog is in the hoose.
2. What's up? I'm just hoosin it.
3. It's late we better hoose it soon.

hoose by shaun November 17, 2004

Horsea 

A cute little blue seahorse Pokemon that evolves into Seadra at level 32. According to RatchetBoo, Horsea and Yang Lee share a strong resemblance.

Cute Widdle Horsea- horsea horsea horsea..sea horsea.

Yang- No, I'm not your daddy...or your mommy. Quit bothering me.

Cute Widdle Horsea- Horseeaaa...horsea?

Yang- No, those big puppy-dog eyes won't work on me...why don't you go swim in the toilet or something?

Horsea by Shawn B. May 29, 2003

Horseshow 

A place where people ride around on thousand pound animals and people watch them and give them ribbons, unless they suck.

Then they just don't get anything....

" Hey! Did you go watch Sally at the horseshow? "

Horseshow by Laura Lyn May 19, 2008

horsemounter 

Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shocked by the V-chip.

Not to be confused with pony smacker.

It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!

MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
(from rec.arts.int-fiction)

horsemounter by Anuspounder June 12, 2008