Carpet Fart

When a fart is so bad that you can actually feel it and smell it for at least 20 seconds after the release

Guy1: Ohh man, after those tacos I think I'm gonna rip a nasty ass fart (guy1 farts)

Guy2: Aww man that fart is so bad that I feel warm, and it smells like a hot pile of shit, you suck

Guy1: Yeah, that's a specially made carpet fart for ya

by CarpetFarter June 5, 2009

Exclaimation Fart

When a person, either on accident or intentionally, farts after stating an important fact or upon completing a speech!

Upon completing his speech, he accidentally added an exclaimation fart!

by 123Lunatic November 28, 2013

Fart noodle

A poop

My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.

by Doodlenuts0 September 23, 2016

Towel Fart

Wrapping yourself in another person's towel (preferably nude, as if you'd just taken a shower) and farting into it.

Last night when you were all watching TV, I sneaked into your bathroom and laid a towel fart into your shower towel.

by stan stanley October 29, 2011

icing fart

An event wherein semen previously deposited in either the vagina or anus seeps out of the orifice and onto the recipient's underwear or legs and covers the area like icing does a cake. It is not uncommon for the flow to be forced out by flatulence.

James: "Oh my god!!"

Mark: "What's up?"

James: "That giant load you pumped into my ass before dinner is dripping out.

Mark: "I knew I should have shrimped it up. I hate icing farts."

by He's a bad man. June 23, 2009

Fart Knuckle

It's reference is to someone who is dumb as a bag of hammers and/or is dense. It's when your knuckle smells like your ass because your finger is shoved up there.

This douche fluid we are working with is a fart knuckle

by wolfhound61 October 3, 2017

chameleon fart

a chameleon fart is a fart which you reproduce that smells like a fart someone else has just done

"dude my fart is a chameleon fart"

by aterlypnorth November 4, 2009