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bitch premium

Bitch Premium: The amount of additional bullshit a man has to put up with for dating an above average looking girl. In theory, the better looking the girl, the higher the bitch premium. In a perfectly competitive dating market, average looking girls will have no bitch premium, and below average looking girls will have a negative bitch premium.
"Ya she's hot man, but I don't want to pay that bitch premium, she is all yours."

"Your bitch premium is way to high for your looks"
by Malavon September 8, 2016
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DIE BITCH

by DANGBOIITHICC January 27, 2021
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ClickBait Bitch

A girl who can make her Booty and Boobies appear better in photos but in reality she is flat.

Said girl may even use angles to make her stomach look flat.
Guy 1: Yo check this picture Kaitlyn sent.

Guy 2: She a Clickbait Bitch. Her boobs aren’t that big. She has a lil booty too.
by Gatoronastick September 5, 2019
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Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.
Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!
by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011
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Lobster Bitch

A Lobster Bitch is a very unique and rare type of bitch. This is due to the fact that they are only found in Maine, a state with no fucking people in it. They can typically be found on beaches or anywhere where one secretly juuls. Lobster Bitches are known for their sharp attitudes, brashness, and red coloration. This is due to the fact that they burn so easily, because their is no sun in Maine. However, once one makes it past the large red claws of a Lobster Bitch, there is truly something special inside. They are truly the most loving of all the bitches.
“Hey how are you? Where are you from?”
“Oh I’m good! And I’m from Maine!”
“Damnnnn, so you one of those lobster bitches then. . .”
by Lil Squire January 21, 2020
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bitch-features

Excellent thing to yell at a female driver who has just absolutely pissed you off.
"Hey bitch-features, do you want me to get out and park it for you?????"
by ckerr16 March 13, 2008
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Over-bitched

Normally when talking to a friend and bitching about how bad of a day you've had or how broke you are and your friend quickly over-bitches you by explaining how his day was worse.
I was telling my friend Andy about how I spilled coffee on my shirt, then my car broke down and on top of that my girl called and broke up with me. But as usual I quickly got over-bitched by how bad his day was.
by dooad November 26, 2010
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