Down syndrome

Another name for opiate junkies who are nodding out on the shit. Often so retarded/out of it that they manage to light themselves on fire smoking heroin off of tin foil, or when they fall asleep smoking.

Dude 1: "Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there? He's sleeping and drooling all over himself, and his cigarette is so close to that pile of flammable magazines..."
Dude 2: "Oh, that's just Derek. He's got Down syndrome. Every time he gets paid he buys oxycontins."

by westernclassics October 14, 2009

down syndrome

A phrase used to make fun of someone after they have done something stupid. Also, a disease similar to mental retardation. Many people who have down syndrome have competed in the Special Olympics.

What the hell is your problem! Are you down syndrome or something?

by J-dog April 9, 2005

Turner Syndrome

Turner syndrome ... symptoms are much the same as those of the everyday cold ... watery eyes, drippy nose, sore throat, congestion. The name refers to the pitch of one's voice, which sounds extremely deep and husky, much like Kathleen Turner, an actress who may be known from movies in the 1980s or from television in the 1990s, in which she played Chandler Bing's mo/father on Friends."

(Not to be confused with the much more serious and real Ullrich-Turner Syndrome.)

Dude, is that a guy or what?

No, idiot, her voice sounds like that 'cause she has Turner Syndrome.

by faux kathleen November 18, 2009

Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.
Thes folks can sometimes be found in trees or treehouses.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 15, 2006

Boucher Syndrome

Little is known about Boucher Syndrome and its sources, but the condition is proven to create constant urges to smile, grin, giggle, or laugh at the most random of times. Other side effects may include some loss of short term memory, increase in appetite for junk foods such as cookies, and/or minor unexplainable "space outs" for time periods of up to 5-10 minutes. The syndrome can be contagious when one's presence around the syndrome is constant or unreasonably close in range.

Zach: "What is she smiling about?"
Ben: "I don't know, but she's been staring into space for quite some time now...wonder what's wrong with her?"
Zach: "I heard she has Boucher Syndrome."
Ben: "That explains it...now don't get too close!"

by Schleigz October 3, 2008

Underdog Syndrome

Underdog Syndrome is the behavior that an individual begins to have trying to receive sympathy from his fellows.

One of the most common examples might be people victimizing themselves in order to be noticed or to attack someone.

"I got fired from my job, probably is because my boss was homophobic!"

"Nah, dude, i'm sure It was because you went a whole month without going to work. You're suffering from Underdog Syndrome!"

by MostardaDoge June 16, 2021

Midnight syndrome

(n.) A feeling of lonliness and/or sexual arousal when alone , often occuring late at night.

" Man , I had sex with a girl last night randomnly...it was some bad midnight syndrome..."

by aj styptic May 23, 2008