ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

ur mom

it means ur mom.

were were u born at ur moms house.

by ur mother/father June 3, 2022

ur mom

shes incredibly fat looooooooooooooooool
probably nikocado avocado clone

P1: "what's ur mom's name?"
P2: "it's nico avocado 2.0"

by EBtPGyt October 15, 2022

ur mom

words that 12 year olds say when they get roasted.

I ate ur mom last night!

by U STOLE MY BUTT February 15, 2019

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

Ur

Useless retard

Bro she’s such a UR

-ik bro

by thatblondeworker May 30, 2020

Ur Sister's a mister

It is almost As worse as ur granny tranny, but instead the Sun moves close to Earth not the Earth closer to the sun

Jake: Hey Shawn what's up?
Shawn: Your sister's a mister!
Jake:......

by NOOOREMALISS March 15, 2018