school supplies

Adderall

hey man, I need to get this paper done, do you have any school supplies?

by Evalayn September 24, 2016

The Tome School

A college preparatory school in North East, Maryland that was previously located in Port Deposit, Maryland until it burned down in the late 1800s. It is known by the locals as an "uppy-preppy" school full of "rich spoiled brats". Overall, they are correct. The racial diversity of this institution consists of 2-3 ethnic students per grade. The entire school is only made up of about 500 people and it serves Kindergarden through 12th grade.

Sometimes called the Tom School, by idiots that never understoof phonics, is it a mediocre cultural hub but a beacon of perfect education. Most graduates go on to great colleges and do well. The students that are awaiting graduation tend to have a dead look about them because their souls have been sucked out by excessive homework and over-demanding teachers. One product of the Tome School can, and often is, social awkwardness and a mild form of aspergers. Students spend 8 hours a day with the same group of people and gradually become desensitized to normal conversation and social practices. They usually spend 4-8 hours at home doing homework or playing mindless computer games.

Sports are barely worth mentioning.

The Tome School: a strange sort of educational and social limbo for those in it, and a pretty building for those outside of it

The other day, I drove by the Tome School and remembered that pretentious ass hole I met at a party that went there. He was so socially incompetent; all he talked about were the metacarpals and his irregular bowel movements

by OnlyEthnic2011 March 4, 2011

The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.

Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up

by someone relevant on January 28, 2018

Springside School

A really FUN school in Philly. It's all girls but it's still great. Many other schools are just jealous because either they didn't get it or because they're not as smart. Springside's tuition is REALLY high so a lot of people assume that only rich kids go there, but what they don't know is that the majority of Springside students are on scholarship. Only 30% of the students pay the full tuition. Springside is also getting more and more diverse by the day. Springside is an all-girl school but in high school most classes become coed with CHA.

She went to Springside School and now she's at Yale.

by Valarina April 12, 2009

Middle School

Hell on earth.

Please kill me, Middle school is living hell.

by flaming_panic March 13, 2018

umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

secondary school

A school from kids/teens from 11-18. Throughout the years you turn into a chav. You loose your virginity and you probably do drugs and smoke. Year 8+ bully the new year 7s. One of the most shit places in the world

secondary school summed up is like this:
year 7: “oi what you sayin bruv ill smash your face in innit”
year 10: pulls him against the lockers
year 10: shut up you little cocky fuckin kid”
year 7: “ayo you can’t do nothin blud ill just tell innit”

by unknown xo September 16, 2019