mexican lap band

Losing weight due to a tapeworm.

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.

by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016

Slovak Mexican Food

When you try something hoping it won't be as bad as you think it'll be and it's so terrible that you'll regret trying it for the rest of your life.

My girlfriend talked me into letting her sounding on me, it was like Slovak Mexican Food. I regret everything in my life that lead to me saying yes.

by Coolguy666 December 14, 2021

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.

Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.

by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023

mexican carpet ride

To have intercourse with a girl on the dirtiest, filthiest carpet or rug you can find

Julio engineered the mexican carpet ride to the foreigner's friend on the filthy rug in the bathroom...twice.

by whorhey45 November 7, 2014

Mexican blow out

The act of laying down in your bed with loaded pants blowing shit up your back and down your legs.

My partner and i were making out she pushed me over on the bed and I had a Mexican blow out

by Shlong punisher March 8, 2022

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

high class mexican

A High Class Mexican is one to have good physical appearance and a ladies man.

EX. High class Mexican pulls females and is good looking.

by Anonymous Defintions January 19, 2018