Fuck Me Dave

When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.

- "That kritty chic I took home last night Fuck Me Dave me."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."

by Chazatwood September 3, 2016

print me out

When a prisoner has money inside his rectum and another inmate pulls the money out, in the fashion of an ATM.

Prisoner 1: Hey man print me out
Prisoner 2: *bends over, drops pants*
Prisoner 1: *pulls out moneys*

by The MaNN June 26, 2012

Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.

"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

by Goobie April 4, 2019

Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 9, 2015

Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

rise out of me

to cause a person to get erect or induce boners

Jack "Ur just trying to get a rise out of me"
Tarik " THATS GAY"

by Jackiswrong69 January 7, 2022