Person 1: ...where's my lighter
Person 2: oh, i took this when u gave it to me to light my cigarette
Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
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Person 1: damn, why you D Russ me like that
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NOTE! if ever approached by a D-Criss you should immediately don your birthday suit and prepare to party like its 1969
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