Private Browsing and Jerking Off. The assumption that any time someone uses private browsing on their mobile phones they are doing so to watch porn and masturbate.
“Hey Steve - what did you do last night after you struck out at the club?”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
“I went home for some PB&J and went to sleep”
by Denis Savard July 20, 2021
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Weed style. Only to be said by the chillest of the chillest. To be caught chilling J*ron style is the highest honor in the stoner community.
by Weed Style November 22, 2023
Get the J*ron mug.The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
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I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
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Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
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I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
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Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 23, 2024
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"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 22, 2021
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Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records
Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.
Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.
In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.
Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
Harris J is the winner of Awakening’s first talent contest held in 2013.
The talent contest is an international singing competition held by Awakening Records
Born in Chelsea in the heart of London, Harris J is a young British Muslim artist with Indian and Irish heritage signed to Awakening Records.
Harris J is passionate about football. At the age of 12, Harris earned himself a place in the exclusive Elite Training Club at the Chelsea Academy, receiving expert coaching over several years at the training grounds of the Chelsea FC Premier League Side.
In July 2015 Harris J graduated from the world renowned BRIT School of Performing Arts in London. Harris J has performed in charity tours in the UK and at the Mandela tribute concert in South Africa. World Music Trends have identified Harris as “an artist who will take the global Islamic music scene by storm”.
Harris J considers himself a proud Muslim and a true Brit and is now looking forward to taking his new blend of faith inspired music to the world. His debut album is due to be released in late August 2015.
by Unknown JJs October 2, 2017
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