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Vagina ham 

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
Vagina ham by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Vagina ham 

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
Vagina ham by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
A butthole from a women and yes im taking this serious.
Man: have you seen her vagina
Me: No
Man: She was so hot
Vagina by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022

Vagina balls 

VAGINA BALLS AREETHANS BALLS THEY GET EATEN BY HIS DINOSAUR UNDERWEAR HAHAHA
"ETHAN YOURE VAGINA BALLS LOOK JUICY AS FUCK LEMME LICK DEM"

Vagina Mafia 

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"
Vagina Mafia by JarHead773 March 8, 2022
The hole between a girls legs. It is used for sex and urinating. There is a pocket about 4 inches deep used to hold a mans penis during sex. During sex, When the woman is "turned on" it will be slippery inside to guide the mans penis in quicker. Once the mans penis in in, he can start cumming, this is a substance used to make babys. He will cum inside you. A sex toy shaped like a penis can also be used for training.
I missed having sex with my boyfriend! It felt so good with his penis in my vagina!
Vagina by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022
Something you will never have virgin
You:i wish i can touch a girls vagina
Vagina by Wettysketty March 20, 2022