Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

Shrinky dick

A penis that is a fairly good size when erect, but embarrassingly small when not.

I dont like to wear speedos because I have a shrinky dick.

by Jake1210 November 10, 2007

Dis Dick

A game of words, were one person sets up another to end up saying the phrase "Dis Dick".

EXAMPLE 1
coworker 1: man work was hard today

coworker 2: you know what else is hard?

coworker 1: What?

coworker 2: Dis Dick haha

EXAMPLE 2
guy 1: dude the day is so long, when will it end?

guy 2: you know what else is long?

guy 1: no, what?

guy 2: Dis Dick! haha

by mybayarea December 11, 2010

Dark Dick

When a light-skinned man has an unusually darker penis compared to the skin tone on the rest of his body.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Jimmy?
Guy #2: Oh, nothing. He just has a case of dark dick.

by manwithanorangeforahead August 11, 2010

dick twitch

A scene in a movie or television show that excites a man's penis due to high amounts of action or nudity.

Watching Species II made my dick twitch for 90 minutes straight.

by Dr. Stephen F. Chang August 19, 2007

what a dick

commiting a act of rudeness

dan: (shoves his friend which causes him to fall into mud)

friend: what a dick!

by ashwan January 28, 2008

Dick Cheney

A chain attached to a pierced penis

After Al Gore got a nipple ring, George Bush got a Dick Cheney

by McCain December 7, 2004