Phoenix Penis

When your dick feels like it is eternally on fire, commonly associated with STD's

"I think I got a Phoenix Penis for that bitch last night!"

by Nickle Back That Ass up June 5, 2014

Penis Picasso

An adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common places are as follows:

- unattended jacket pocket
- under windshield wipers
- hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
- anywhere your imagination takes you

Employee 1: Any idea where this cock and balls drawing came from? It looks like a 5 year old drew it.
Employee 2: Yeah! It probably was Joe he is the office penis picasso, he is his own biggest fan!

by Suck it miller February 6, 2014

pringles penis

when you put a tube of pringles where your penis is and then insert it into a female vagina. it makes the vagine extra flavourful and makes it taste like the pringle flavour you bought.

i shoved my pringles penis into her vagina.

by szizminsan June 30, 2016

penis 2

yknow

bros got penis 2 💀

by penis two March 23, 2022

Penis challenge

Yeah yeah

Yeah yeah penis challenge

by brock mo bamba February 1, 2021

harp penis

When you cum and the Nut is sticking to your leg and your shaft so it looks like strings on a harp

Dude, my Nut was so explosive, I think I acheived Harp Penis

by Chrish.10 September 26, 2017

grand penis

We like to think of this type of penis as either a:
1. Penis that ranges from 20-50 ft.
2. A woman that has a penis.
3. A king's or other royal person's dick.

My king, you have such a grand penis.

by R4bot1245 October 18, 2019