2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

2 logs down

taking a shit
(can be hazardous while camping)

I shouldn't of eaten that burrito, now i need to go 2 logs down

by Don Faith June 11, 2006

2 minute marathon

Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.

"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."

by lordfarkwad April 14, 2017

Head 2 head

When a guy and girl are playing video games while the girl is giving him head.

"Yo man my girl and I went head 2 head last night." And I finished and then I lost to her ...

by Nikg1234 December 12, 2018

number 2 pencil

best pencil

"If you don't use a number 2 pencil then, you get a zero."

by 987654321-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 November 19, 2022

Fur-Day 2

You think Fur-Day is December 20th? Wrong. It's Friday. Every Friday. You must do whatever your furry friends wish you to do.

John: Thank god Fur-Day is over. A whole year to recover.

Shark: See you Friday for Fur-Day 2.

by god_65535 December 21, 2020

2 headed unicorn

When a guy takes a strap on and puts it on in reverse, then proceeds to have sex with 2 women. One in front and one behind, BACK & FOURTH & BACK & FOURTH.

Dude, he just pulled the 2 headed unicorn with those strippers from the shitty titty.

by J_Badger.King O'theWampusKats January 20, 2017