Squeeze the Cat

Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.

Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

cat fart

A fart like sound being emitted from the vagina. Also known as queef.

Bob heard a fart come from her vagina. Known as a cat fart.

by Wanda12399BOB February 13, 2008

hell cat

hell cat is a person with brown hair. he/She will often find them selfs in a pickle. they spend there time on social media (aka Twitter) and the person or thing, loves playing on brain wars. They never seem to leave the house unless it's the weekly Asda shopping trip and they normally only have a few friends. A hell cat spends most day with the company of her family, a cat, Nearly all hell cats have a friend that's a penguin, as they tend to get scared of humans fast and make a panic noise.

person 1 "hey (inserts name) do you have a pen"
hell cat" OUGH OUGH OUGH"
person 1"woah take it easy randy"
hell cat *looks around room panicking*

by flossAY January 5, 2015

Cat City

Shortened name for Cathedral City, the city where any real down ass nigga is from. Also commonly referred to on the streets as "Gat City" and more famously known as the birth place for the slang word "Thdunny."

I aint a Palm Springs pussy, Im a down ass beer drinking, weed smoking, gun bustin Cat City type of nigga, do something about it Thdunny.

by CatCity Mike June 8, 2011

cat aids

'hatepop' band of Western Australian fame, noted for "inventing music" and being "The best band you've never heard"

Members - Reece Nash - Guitar/ Bass / Hater

Iain Doyle - Guitar / Bad Vocals / Brainchild

Patrick Herring - Drums / Bunbury Celebrity

Astrid Alexander - Vocals / Long Distance Relationship

Jesse Potter - Removalist / Local legend

Hometown - Bunbury

Record lable - Independent

Current Location - Bunbury

General manager - Iain

Booking agent - Reece

Press contact - Patrick

Influences - Frenzal Rhomb, Nirvana, Notorious BIG, Liquor, And some crap bands that Pat listens to..

Band interests - Noise, Feedback, Adjusting the Squelch, Drop C and B, Smashing things

me: Aye bro heard cat aids yet???

you: Fuck yeah!!!

me: Its as good as shining a lazer in your eyes!

you: FUCKING CALM DOWN!!!

by dogga1212 July 8, 2011

Shit-cat

A single phrase derived from two words Shit and Cat.
Cat, as in person, would be used in the context of:
Thats a Cool Cat
or
I'm gunna murder that cat

and Shit in the context of
That guys a little shit.

Person 1: Dude, I hate that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's a fucking Shit-cat

by pichlthe February 15, 2009

cat fish

the insertion of 3 fingers in the vagina and switching hands and inserting them then smearing them on a dudes face

I got cat fished last night

by the real anal annie July 21, 2009