Goat man

Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.

Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.

P: He is such a goat man!!!
S: Lol, yeah.

M: That can't be. No. It is. It is!! *runs after him*
A: What??? Where's she going?
P: OMG!!! IT IS!!! *runs after him screaming "Dumbledore"*
S: Who's Rumblemore????

by THE CHEESE TEACHER August 5, 2012

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Weirdo Man

1 An old man with problems you don't want to know about.
2 My dad..... No names mentioned
3 A woman with serious problems who thinks she's a man.
4 Any one (male) who has problems or appears to have some kind of brain disorder

The weirdo man across the street picked up the paper from outside and stuck it in his pants.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

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Man Bibb

Any hairy protrusion growing from a man's lower face or body.
A man's nature guard against any stray food particles or otherwise droppings from the mouth.

Boy, that's a nice man bibb you're growing Willus.

by Ragnarok Thorr October 25, 2008

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