mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019

Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.

My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!

by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021

Big smart Mexican

No need for one. It’s Alan

Alan is a Big smart Mexican

by Yokai Man May 27, 2021

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 23, 2014