When a man has a fabulous Jesus, his hips and lower abs are extremely cut, just as our Lord Jesus’ was as depicted in almost all art and sculpture of him.
by Cheeky T August 13, 2023
Get the jesusmug. A person who is incredibly nice and kind in many ways, often associated with God or Jesus Christ. This person is likely to be successful and far from boring. They always know how to keep people engaged and are known by a lot of people. They carry themselves with royalty and dignity, showing warmth and wisdom in everything they do.
“Man, that guy is so Jesus-like—he’s always helping people and spreading positivity wherever he goes.”
by ITellISayTheTruth March 23, 2025
Get the JESUSmug. A attention seeking male. One might see him and say “ there that fag goes”. He is most commonly known for not excepting rejection and for playing for the “wrong team”. He loves to be respectfully to adults but hates girls unless they like him. Is a pathological liar and lies to make himself feel better.
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
Get the Jesusmug. by Polo Dolo gone solo January 6, 2017
Get the Twerking for Jesusmug. A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ Holemug. Jesus have mercy on us!
by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021
Get the JESUSmug. Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!
by MikeRoch April 13, 2017
Get the Jesus Water Streakmug.