corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes

dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.

by saavy chimp September 11, 2021

driggle the diggle daddy

The most sexiest, racist, homophobic, cock sucker, and best fingerer you will ever see.

Person 1: Woah have you ever heard of Driggle the Diggle Daddy?

Person2: Oh yeah, he is all over the news, he’s my role model for sure!

by Driggle the Diggle Daddy August 4, 2022

Big Daddy Reese

A person so big he makes Tunguska look like a joke.

person 1: Is that Jupiter?

person 2: No thats just Big Daddy Reese.

by WoodChipper420 February 24, 2017

Corn Syrup Daddy

Like a Sugar Daddy, but poor.

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!

by therealyemmie November 9, 2019

powdered sugar daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy but reserved for older, older men. Hence powdered sugar. Like great grandpa old. Usually mid 80's to mid 90's, wealthy, retired but definitely not tired.

"Did you hear about (insert person's name older than 18 but younger than 30)? She found a powdered sugar daddy and now she has someone to buy her alcohol!"

by Vachinadoll July 18, 2017

Daddy thigh massive

The most godliest person you will ever meet. They produce cum pasta from their toes and they have 69696969696969696969 foot long thighs.
They will suck your toes
They will also shove macaroni and cheese up your ass without warning

Daddy thigh massive please shove macaroni up my ass

by Father thighs January 1, 2021

Dirty Daddy Wenshi

When a person lines up dumplings on the ground, squats down on them, and absorbs them into their own asshole

Daddy Wenshi was feeling adventurous and performed the Dirty Daddy Wenshi

by Girthycock6969696969 September 8, 2021