Kyle God Knowlton

An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.

Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.

by Darrell DeMoss April 1, 2022

gift from god

Girls, girlfriends, and anything female from birth.

Eve was a gift from God to Adam.

by Gerhard D. May 16, 2006

behind Gods back

not knowing where you are or how to find a place.

Sonnnn, this place is behind Gods back !
i cant find it anywhere.

by sdoodlesz November 27, 2009

Oh God Why

When your condom breaks

-5 years ago
-Having sex-
-Condom breaks
Woman: what was that honey?
Man: um.. Nothing
-today
Man: Oh God Why

by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016

Blood 0f God

God of the internet game known as Runescape. Many have fallen from his mighty power and only few have actually managed to make contact with this immortal. He is a rarely seen god who walks the world of Runescape and fucking with him brings immediate death by cock slap.

That Zezima is something, but he is no Blood 0f God.

by Forbidden Immortal March 11, 2009

god shot

when you take an amazing picture of something "deep" and "meaningful", and you feel like god.

guy 1: "dude, do you see that sunset?"
guy 2: "yeah whatever..."
guy 1: *snaps photo* "I JUST TOTALLY GOT A GOD SHOT!"

by teamvolturi October 8, 2010

Finesse God

Mother mitchin Leo

"Hey is that Finesse God?" "Damn right that's him, Mitch."

by Finessemmg November 15, 2016