Horn-job

when animals that have horns rub each others genitails with their horns to increase their excitement

the dinasours started to give each other horn-jobs because they were feeling really rambunctious

by thatguy20125 August 24, 2014

scooch job

The circumstance when you're with an attractive lady, known or unknown, and she has to scooch next to you, thereby giving you an erection.

"Dude I was with Cheryl last night at the show, she gave me a scooch job"

by Boontoggle February 7, 2014

hog job

a sloppy bj

"when shes giving you a hog job and she slips a finger in you bog of eternal stench"- tyler redmond

by excitedpenis January 12, 2018

blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.

You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009

Larose Job

Noun

A job so easy that it's given to the laziest and least capable employee in order to boost their self esteem.

Pffft...Clean out the browser cache? That's a Larose Job...

by Gregman11111 May 27, 2018

Voice Job

a job done with your voice, preferably when you are asked to do something because you have a really good voice. In the job family

It will be my first voice job!

by hunkytorrey December 8, 2011

E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016