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Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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fart in the hole

It refers to the fart-like sounds occuring during the anal sex. If you say sb has got the fart in the hole, it means that s/he is in a really sticky situation.
A few hours ago, your boogie pimp Jim has learned that he is HIV+, which means you really got the fart in the hole now.
by gamakara May 14, 2009
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Aluminum Fart

When you fart while sitting on an aluminum object, most likely a bench in a park. The fart will be very distinct and sharp, and will get the attention of everyone in the park.
I was watching my kid on the swing set, when I had an aluminum fart! I was so embarassed!
by Pally103 June 10, 2009
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Pooplet fart

When a pooplet Doesnt come out of your butthole so you are forced to wait for a fart, This results in A Pooplet fart.
He was forced to commit a Pooplet fart in order to get to work on time.
by Turdfighter3 January 16, 2011
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mustache fart

When a girl queefs while you are eating out her fuzzy lumpkin.
oh baby, you like that? ew what was that?! did you just mustache fart on me?!
by ihgeig February 24, 2009
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The fart of the deal

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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Free-farting

After I am 5 drinks in I often find my self Free-Farting , no matter who I am around I will make them leave with my fart cannon.
by SmartestAss January 10, 2016
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