Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants

"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".

by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013

poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.

We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!

by epicman87 November 28, 2024

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

pants

an important source of calcium, vitamin B12, iron, taurine, and minerals.

Person 1: what do you want for dinner?
person 2: pants.

by cvttheworld September 14, 2022

PooPy pants CEO

Sarah

"Sarah is PooPy pants CEO"

by PooPy pants CEO's enemy September 17, 2021

Pp poopoo pants

An insult just by the only the most courageous slingers that would make LeBron James cry and Michael Jackson spirit poop himself the deadliest known insult in the entire world

When Braxton called Nathan a pp poopoo pants he died of getting recked

by Me big pp boi September 13, 2021

chuck pants

A prostitute that has had a terrible plastic surgery and looks chopped up.

Son: What's a chuck pants dad?

Dad: a prostitute with poor article surgery.

Look at that chuck pants
Wow that prostitute needs a better surgeon.

by Daddyasfuck April 18, 2016